May 2013
michaxl:
oomshi:
*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
*finger slides to the d*
All I want is to be six feet tall, is that so much to ask for?
Finding the perfect porn to masturbate to takes...
danimansutti:
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
ragazzzo:
i wonder how my life would be if i was straight
